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| 1 | The wise speak when they have something to say, fools speak when they have to say something. |
| 3 | He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
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| 6 | If you worry about yesterday's failures, today’s successes will be few.
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| 8 | Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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| 9 | When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of hacking at the leaves.
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| 12 | Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
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| 14 | Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.
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| 15 | A bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.
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| 17 | Action may not always bring happiness; but there is not happiness without action.
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| 19 | To ignore the facts, does not change the facts.
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| 20 | The palest ink is better than the best memory.
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| 23 | The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
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| 24 | Asking a stupid question is better than repairing a stupid mistake.
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| 26 | If you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.
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| 29 | It is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.
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| 30 | War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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| 31 | Heaven sends down its good or evil symbols and wise men act accordingly.
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| 2 | Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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| 4 | Man who run in front of car soon get tyred.
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| 5 | Man who run behind car soon get exhausted.
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| 8 | Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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| 10 | Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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| 11 | Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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| 13 | Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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| 16 | Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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| 21 | Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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| 22 | Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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| 25 | It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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| 27 | Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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| 28 | Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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| 32 | Man who puts hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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| 33 | Man who puts d*ck in pean*t butt*r is f****** nuts!
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| | Wise folk can find out when their next "good symbols" (Lucky Days) are here
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