Authentic Confucius Sayings
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
If you worry about yesterday's failures, today’s successes will be few.
When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of hacking at the leaves.
Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.
A bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.
Action may not always bring happiness; but there is not happiness without action.
To ignore the facts, does not change the facts.
The palest ink is better than the best memory.
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
Asking a stupid question is better than repairing a stupid mistake.
If you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.
It is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.
War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Heaven sends down its good or evil symbols and wise men act accordingly.
Confucius Did Not Say
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car soon get tyred.
Man who run behind car soon get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Man who puts hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who puts d*ck in pean*t butt*r is f****** nuts
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